Xapa Characters

The Count’s executive TV producer is Debra Doormat, a people-pleaser who experiences the worst of Count Zorbo’s toxicity because she struggles to balance work and home life with reasonable boundaries.

Xapa World’s most famous celeb is Count Zorbo, who hosts his own late night TV show called ZZZ’s with Zorbo. He’s so self-absorbed he’ll take over every conversation, and drain away your energy like a vampire. You’ve been warned.

Our floating ER nurse Balloonopine is covered in balloons instead of quills, representing anxieties that he should learn to let go of, but can’t. He has poker dates with pals Polly and Ghostina but can’t stand Awkward Turtle.

If you run into Awkward Turtle, the barista who runs his own coffee shop, remember that you must be clear and direct with him. “Awky” is slow to read body language or read between the lines.